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I'm sick at home today and my work called to ask me about a project. The dogs were wrestling and barking so I put them outside for -- 5 minutes. :doh: This is what I found...
Exhibit A: 2 holes approximately 12" in diameter and 12" deep. Sidewalk covered in dirt.
Exhibit B: 2 dirty paws
Exhibit C: 2 more dirty paws...
Exhibit D: Dog #1
Name: Skoker Reilly
Age: 2½ years
Sex: Male
Breed: Golden Retriever
Hobbies: Tennis Balls. That's it.
Dirt located on his paws, forehead and bum.
Exhibit E: Dog #2
Name: Molson Jones
Age: 10 months
Sex: Male
Breed: Golden Retriever
Hobbies: Counter surfing, destroying squeaky toys, getting into trouble & being a mama's boy
Dirt located on his paws, head, ears, tail, bum, tummy and nose.
So, who's idea was this?
BUSTED!
AH-HA!! Dog #2! (side note: you can see his breath! it's cold out today)
"But mommy, I don't want my paws to get cleaned! This stupid sham-wow isn't going to do anything anyway, it's just the cheap imitation brand!" - Molson
He was right... the fake sham-un-wow didn't help. Off to the bath for both of these criminals! Take note of the amount of dirt coming off of Skoker's paws in the bathtub...:no::no::no:
The picture doesn't do justice to the amount of dirt and water that covered every surface in the bathroom!
Well, I'm going back to the couch to have a nap. These dogs obviously missed out on the memo that said dogs are supposed to make you feel better when you're sick! :doh:
Exhibit A: 2 holes approximately 12" in diameter and 12" deep. Sidewalk covered in dirt.

Exhibit B: 2 dirty paws

Exhibit C: 2 more dirty paws...

Exhibit D: Dog #1
Name: Skoker Reilly
Age: 2½ years
Sex: Male
Breed: Golden Retriever
Hobbies: Tennis Balls. That's it.
Dirt located on his paws, forehead and bum.

Exhibit E: Dog #2
Name: Molson Jones
Age: 10 months
Sex: Male
Breed: Golden Retriever
Hobbies: Counter surfing, destroying squeaky toys, getting into trouble & being a mama's boy
Dirt located on his paws, head, ears, tail, bum, tummy and nose.

So, who's idea was this?
BUSTED!

AH-HA!! Dog #2! (side note: you can see his breath! it's cold out today)

"But mommy, I don't want my paws to get cleaned! This stupid sham-wow isn't going to do anything anyway, it's just the cheap imitation brand!" - Molson

He was right... the fake sham-un-wow didn't help. Off to the bath for both of these criminals! Take note of the amount of dirt coming off of Skoker's paws in the bathtub...:no::no::no:

The picture doesn't do justice to the amount of dirt and water that covered every surface in the bathroom!

Well, I'm going back to the couch to have a nap. These dogs obviously missed out on the memo that said dogs are supposed to make you feel better when you're sick! :doh: