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I thought this might be fun to list the rules our Goldens live by. I stole the idea from Bentleysmom....

Awwww too cute! It's in the GR rule book that a dog that cute cannot get in trouble. LOL
1. If you don't see me do it then it doesn't count...

2. Any food left unattended within reach is fair game...

3. It's okay to pull on the lead so long as you get where you are headed...

4. If you give them your best smile you can't be punished for anything...

What's in your Golden's rule book?

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1. That's mud, mom. It's good for the skin. I need to roll in it to prevent hot spots!

2. Awww, c'mon! Are you serious?!? You didn't know that we must chase a spherical object for several hours a day to stay fit? Just throw it again, ok?

3. What do you mean I'm too large for your sofa/bed/easy chair/lap? I'll just meld into you, and we'll fit perfectly.

4. You're out of cookies. Never be out of cookies.
 

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If my food dish is empty, you must fill it.
Just when you think it's time to sit and rest, I think it's time to play.
There is no such thing as an indestructible toy and I'll prove it.
As soon as you mop the floor, I must make muddy footprints (this is a LAW!)
 

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In my house its just - If its yours its mine! LOL!

All paper products are made for consumption or, at least, shredding.
Yes! Libbie is sooo good about not chewing things, but paper she loves! She'll shred it into a billion pieces.
 
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