This is PERFECT!! I am going to copy and save it for the times I get asked this !!! Still laughingThe common answer to this question is that females tend to be more "Love Me, Love Me" and males tend to be more "Love You, Love You". A female will be more likely to nudge your hand to get petted where a male will be more likely to knock you on the floor to kiss your face.:
I think males tend to be a bit goofier (In a good way)