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Not sure if this had been posted previously or not but I didn't recall seeing it and thought it was awesome when I recieved it from my dad today.


The Creation Story as told by a dog

On the first day of creation, God created the dog

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth(especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created vetrinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man Broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to walk to dog.
 

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:D You mean, God walks his dog only once a week? Quick, someone create Cesar Milan to give him a lesson on responsible dog ownership!
 

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On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth(especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
However, dog was not happy about this 4 legged thing called a cat. But later the dog did find it as pleasing to chase as a tennis ball......:bowl:
 

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Hah Hah Hah Phil....that's GOOD!!!
 
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