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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A
TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST
ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ****,
I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
 

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I think we need to write some!

Here goes:

How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
Not too many, cuz none of them pays.


Your deep blue eyes, like azure pools
Do little for me, but Fido sure drools.


Your porcelain skin and shining eyes
Are high on my list til the rabbit dies...
 

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Those are hilarious! PG, I laughed at yours just as much... maybe more because it was done "off the cuff" so to speak.
 
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