Pudden don't worry Mama still loves you. You know she can't be mad long. Just wait until she needs your help when all that snow comes and she needs you to help pull all those supplies up the hill. Right "Mama"
Bonnie&Buddy
Bonnie&Buddy
Pudden, you're a bad, bad dog!
My dear Pudden.
I still love you, let that be said right at the start. :smooch:
Okay. You were a very bad dog today
. At lunch, Mama came to the car (like she always does) to take you for a walk. :greenboun Mama opened the car door and you were all wriggles and smiles (like you always are) and just as Mama was about to put your leash on, you suddenly, without authorization, jumped past Mama's shoulder and went off like a racoon with its tail on fire.:bowl: All mama saw was a little black flash going around the corner with you in hot pursuit. :cavalry: Then you came back around, lil' black flash in front, screaming bloody murder, and you after it. Mama hollered and ordered you to stand down, but did you hear? Nope. Then you caught the poor thing and you kinda sat on it for a second :crash:and made a sort-of humping movement :scratchch while the poor victim screamed in terror and indignation, and then you let it go, and it bolted back to its house and you came back to Mama with a look of great triumph on your face. :nono: Mama had to go to its house and make sure it was okay (it was) and apologize to its Mom (she said it was no big deal).
Pudden: ***?!
You used to be reactive against dogs, :eyecrazy: but didn't Mama work and work on it and didn't we go to obedience and don't you have many many doggie friends now of all sizes that you are polite and well mannered around? So why must you suddenly be such a bully? :squintdan I thought we talked about this. Mama could barely make out that it was a little black ankle biter, just like the one we have in the neighborhood who is always so rude to US.:satan: But child, that's no reason to bully ALL little black ankle biters, esp. when they are minding their own business and not biting anybody's ankles. And what's with the humping?! :gotme: Maybe you thought it was OUR little ankle biter? I can't fault you for thinking they all look alike, but remember: we are ladies. Ladies never bully :nono: and we are always polite and serene even in the face of mayhem. :yes:
Go ahead and sulk, child. Sit there and think about the error of your ways.:slapcry:
Your disappointed Mama. :no:
I still love you, let that be said right at the start. :smooch:
Okay. You were a very bad dog today
. At lunch, Mama came to the car (like she always does) to take you for a walk. :greenboun Mama opened the car door and you were all wriggles and smiles (like you always are) and just as Mama was about to put your leash on, you suddenly, without authorization, jumped past Mama's shoulder and went off like a racoon with its tail on fire.:bowl: All mama saw was a little black flash going around the corner with you in hot pursuit. :cavalry: Then you came back around, lil' black flash in front, screaming bloody murder, and you after it. Mama hollered and ordered you to stand down, but did you hear? Nope. Then you caught the poor thing and you kinda sat on it for a second :crash:and made a sort-of humping movement :scratchch while the poor victim screamed in terror and indignation, and then you let it go, and it bolted back to its house and you came back to Mama with a look of great triumph on your face. :nono: Mama had to go to its house and make sure it was okay (it was) and apologize to its Mom (she said it was no big deal).Pudden: ***?!
You used to be reactive against dogs, :eyecrazy: but didn't Mama work and work on it and didn't we go to obedience and don't you have many many doggie friends now of all sizes that you are polite and well mannered around? So why must you suddenly be such a bully? :squintdan I thought we talked about this. Mama could barely make out that it was a little black ankle biter, just like the one we have in the neighborhood who is always so rude to US.:satan: But child, that's no reason to bully ALL little black ankle biters, esp. when they are minding their own business and not biting anybody's ankles. And what's with the humping?! :gotme: Maybe you thought it was OUR little ankle biter? I can't fault you for thinking they all look alike, but remember: we are ladies. Ladies never bully :nono: and we are always polite and serene even in the face of mayhem. :yes:
Go ahead and sulk, child. Sit there and think about the error of your ways.:slapcry:
Your disappointed Mama. :no:
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what, all this sympathy for Pudden The Evil, and none for the little innocent victim? This lil' scrapper was a complete innocent, not like the dreaded fiersome reincarnation-of-Saddam-Hussein that lives in our neighborhood. Thinking about it, I honestly believe the Pud mistook the lil' thing for the neighborhood blight. I can see how that happened. I never got a good look at it, only saw that it was
a) low
b) black
c) shrill
It sucks when you resemble someone on the most-wanted-terrorist list
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