That's a leg-biting offense right there......
I love this!! I write alternative lyrics to songs frequently so I probably would've written that if I'd thought of it first.....
You made me laugh so hard because I'm exactly the same. "Daydream Retriever" , "Man I Feel Like A Golden " etc etc!!That's awesome! Most of the stuff I come up with is spur of the moment and can be kinda silly. My wife and daughter can't decide if it's a blessing or a curse but we sure have had a lot of laughs over the years with it.....