Oh so its been an eventful month since I last posted.... I have learned many things. I know SIT means sit, OFF is bad, and potty means.... eat leaves, moss, sticks, and sometimes potty.
I learned to LOVE pooperonis OHHH YEA YUM, I will do anything for a pooperoni! I spit out those **** liver treats, taste em again, spit em out, but I eat them anyways... it says professional dog treats but pffttt tastes like crap...well not crap, I like crap, it tastes like well... I dont know but they are no good.
I determined ice cubes are the best thing ever, expecially made out of chicken broth... best thing ever. Chomp Chomp Chomp
My Christmas tree deconstruction project is complete for the year. I really miss that little reindeer, I talked to him, but he didnt talk back. I will try again next year.
Cat relations are... well Hostile. I have tried multiple tactics including: Running up and speaking to them, they havent gotten the barking thing down yet. I have tried to corner them and sit them down to talk, they do not seem to like this tactic. I have tried to share meals with them, but they are not nice about sharing. I am still confused, I even wag my tail and get down on all fours right next to them...maybe some day they will understand me. :crossfing
I love everyone I have met... including the pizza guy, neighbor child, and the vet.
Oh speaking of the vet... I love the vet, I am the best dog ever.. they asked for a fecal sample, I provided a fresh one right on the spot. They also said I was perfectly healthy and have gotten my 2nd shots.
I have gained some weight, I am at the top of my average height/weight scale, 12 weeks 30lbs.
Anyhow... off to work on interhousehold cat relations.... again...I will leave you with some pictures. Talk to you all later!
Buddy Chompers
