Good idea, Pudden! I also missed out on his presence on the forum but when I look through older posts I almost always cracked up laughing some of Hooch's responses! 
Oh Deb.... sisters, sisters,...........you know what I'll be singing the rest of the afternoon."You can't fix stupid"
http://www.goldenretrieverforum.com/showthread.php?t=24787
Here it is.. Oh God, I have tears running down my face.. laughing and crying.
I'm so sorry. I've always wondered who that man was in your signature, but never had the courage to ask. Thank you so much.His heart gave out. What was so sad was he was at deaths door and was telling everyone goodbye. Then a couple of days later he was released from the hospital. Came home said he felt the best he had in years. Even did some things around the house fixing it up and going christmas shopping. Went to bed one Friday night and died in his sleep.
I remember making plans to go see him in the hospital dreading it but wanted to see him. Then him calling me telling me he was going home and to save my trip until it was really needed. Who knew it would be such a short time later. To this day I still feel guilty that I didnt go visit him.
"Looks like it for think they want to out for while. guess i will lnow more tompprrpw"http://www.goldenretrieverforum.com/showthread.php?t=24787
Here it is.. Oh God, I have tears running down my face.. laughing and crying.