I think she is saying "My name is Scarlett. I'm a golden princess. I love to chew my rawhide. Mom doesn't get it but she is a skin walker. This is a really good rawhide. what was I saying? Oh I remember. I is adopted so I is better than the skin children. Mommy loves me more. Boy, this rawhide is really good. You should try it. Okay don't. I will take it back. This tastes so good. You don't know what you are missing."
I think all pups have ADD. I just couldn't help myself. I don't think they know they are dogs though. Just funny looking people.