Before I got a golden retriever, I didn't know...
- I'd have to keep my shoes picked up, or someone would pick them up for me.
- I'd have to brush someone's teeth every morning when I brushed my own.
- I'd have someone who could groan with the best of them if I didn't do what they wanted.
- I'd have to find a home for the TV remote and keep it there, or it would be confiscated every morning.