Does anybody else have the queen of all evil mother in laws? Mine takes the cake. First of all, when I had just started dating my husband, she got drunk at a wedding and said to me "He'll never marry you. He prefers cheerleaders...no offense!" Well, despite her predictions, we did get engaged...the entire time, she kept asking me if I was sure I wanted to marry him, marriages end up in divorce, blah blah blah...mind you, my DH and I got engaged after dating for 2 years and living together for 1..then our engagement lasted 15 months...SIL knew her husband 14 months on their wedding day and she never got any crap from MIL...my MIL always yells at my husband for his weight (he is maybe a few pounds over weight, but no where near dangerously overweight) and asks me how I find his fat butt sexually attractive...she called yesterday, and I don't think she knew she was on speaker phone because she started laying into how I am "lazy and unmotivated" because I am currently waiting on nursing schools to accept me before I try to find a part time job...just because she spends her days fixing the POS house my SIL's hubby bought and is trying to sell for WAY above worth doesn't mean I sit around all day doing nothing...then, DH told her that Maggie was feeling a little under the weather so I am going to have to call the vet and she goes "Well, my dog had diarrhea right before she died." Um really!?! Her dog was also 11 and half starved...I'm sorry, but a full grown GSD should weigh more than 49 pounds and eat more than a handful of kibble per day. Now, she has invited herself to our house for Thanksgiving saying my hubby won't get his inheritence from his dead grandmother unless she sees him. Nothing is ever good enough for her...its a 1 bedroom condo, but, our couch is too lumpy for her to sleep on, the rats stink, Maggie is too pushy for attention and too clingy, there aren't enough healthy dishes (then she gobbles down the pecan pie and ice cream cake), I'm making DH fat with all of this cooking...GRR! Give me strength, dear GRF members...lots and lots of strength and maybe a nice merlot...