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Buddy, mommie putted sum pichures of da BoBo and me liddle siser in da foto place. I wanna put one of me da riber dawg but she say wait. WAIT? Why wait. guess mommies knows best. Yeppers, we needs a dizgusschion bout dis unnerwader stuff. Is gud ting I likes toona cuz now I am prezadunt. U haf to shair dat posicion at ur hous? U got liddle siser? Time to go nite nite cuz mommies in da bed an I gots to get der fore Emmers dose. kay
 

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Buddy, whare is dis unnerwater playgoundt? Is it by Chikago? Mommy, Daddy, and Dustin leefed me home alone today and went to dis Chikago. I was brave and tooked care of da cats and kept bad peeple away from da house. I missed everbodee, though. I was loneley. Buddy? Mommy tolded me who Bundy, the reel Bundy was. I don't tink it is yoo. I tink your unkle is pikking on you. :no: You can't be Bundy cuz der alreddy was one.
Daddy bringed home some stuff for his computer today. A new BIggest mondidor (whatz dat?) and a new sound kard and vibeeoo card. I wan to pway wif him but he sayz, Kirby - leeve Daddy alone pleeze. First dey all gone all day and den daddy is bizzy. Mommy said daddy got a twennytoo inch wide skreem mondidor. Is dat big?
 

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dis is da buddy

i am at mi ankles howse now plaein wit da keeper. da keeper tuk mi sir n mirdired him member? aniway...i fownd dat sirs hed behynd da kouch...himz keeped dat deecapichated hed. now da hoomans r kallin keeper da dawmer. wat is dat. wi r wee da bundy n da dawmer. maybee dat meens dat wee r da spechial.

ware is da chikago kirby. da undirwatir plaegrownd is not da dere. da undirwatir plaegrownd is da in da tiwan at da riber. dat is ware i kirmited da mirdir. but i downt gow too da jale cuz dat wuz da akkisidnt n da feebie is not da ded.

i havta gow cuz wee r da goin owtsyde

dat is dat
dis is da buddy
 

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Mama sed da Dahmer is frum Wiskunsin. He was frum Millwolkee. I tink Millwolkee is by Chikago. My Mommy members him, too. My Mommy is smart and members lots. ;) Your unnerwaters plaegrownd is in tiwan? Wow, that be far frum me. I can't come der cuz I'd haf to fly an I don't gotz wings.
He keepers da hed? Oh, that not be gud!! I don't wan no heds here that don't haf a boddee. I wud be skeered!

I gots to go nite nite. I reel tired.
Dat be dat, nite Buddy mi frend.
Dis be sleepee Kirby
 

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dis is da buddy

hi da kirby n da oder fwends

i am da barry tyred. i waz playd wit da keeper al da daetimes. wee goed too da oshun n dat wuz da barry windie n den wee plaed n da plaed. i am sow da tyred. i tink dere wuz da salami cuz da wabez wuz da so BIG. i wuz da skarie dat da salami wud tak mee to da oshun but i runned awae.

mi momee bot mee n da keeper da noo toyz toda too. dis is da fing dat luks lik da mister n da sir but izunt. it is da diffrunt. dat is not da sir or da mister but keepers is da monsiur n da mine is bubbels. dat is dere names.

i lik da bubbles. mister hats him but i lik mi noo frend. i kan sho yoo da pickachure of himz.

i hafta slep now kay
dis is da bubbels. da pickachure of hiz fase iz his purspork pickachure sow dat himz kan gow on da areplane. himz wuz borned in da china cuz dat sayz sow on himz bumm. i sawd dat. i did. i sawd dat
hare is mi barry gud frend bubbels

dis is buddy
 

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Hi Bubbles...n Monstur...u 2 haffa keep da Buddy n da Keeper out ob trouble, K?

Kirby dats a big puter screem, u b lucky dawgie...u can sit on da couch n still see da puter! I guess da if da couch n da puter r in 2 differenz rooms den maybe u can knot see da screem.

It snowed last nite...I lobe da sno...den it trunerded to da rain...it rainering so hard i went to da fronn porch in den wannered to go back in da house...I eally diderent haffa pee dat bad yet! I will wait till Momma n I r dry den I L make her go back out to play wiff me!

BoBo habe u meetered Cosmosie? I habe not see Cosmosie here lately...uuu whooo where r u? Where is Inston? he b here b4, but I haveren't seen him latelyz eiber.

R dare new dawgies out dare da wanna talk? Hellwo! Hay, i tink i m dry enouff to go back out to get wet again...whattdaya tink? Momma mite growl at me...I ill just sit down eally pretty n look sad n she will take me back out side...I habe deze Silly Huumans all figered out...Tee, Hee, Harr, Harr... --Dis B Tailer da Drowned Rat Looking Dawgie!
 

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dis is da buddy

hi da tailer dis is da buddy

yoo r da lukie dat it snod at yer howse. it duznt sno da hare in da tiwan. i wandat to sno but dat is dat i spaose.

wat yoo doin? r u da bizee? wat yoo doin?

i am da not dat mach

i teled yoo dat i got da noo fwend...da bubbels. wel, i downt lik himz animore. i tink himz is da eevil. i sawd him tring too tak mi toona. he teled mee dat himz didunt lik dat toona but denz i sawd himz tuching mi toona. i tink dat himz is a big fat lyer. i downt wanthimz in mi howse animore.

i pushied himz undir da bed. dere iz da plaegrownd fur himz dere. himz wil haveda gud times dere fur da long times.

i hafta gow so bye

dis is buddy
 

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dis is buddy

daisy my mommy askied mee to tel yoo to tel yer momee dat mi momee sended herz da emale. kan yoo do dis behabior fur mee n da mi momee pleeze. dat wud bee da grate. tank yer fur dis. tank yer fur dis. i kan giv yoo da prezant fur doin dis fur mee. umm..yoo kan hav da mi bubbels kay.

dis is da buddy
 

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Dis is Da Cloe
Bys daddy is duing da strange behaviors and I donts wants to bites him he is getttings me on my backs and kissings me all overs. Doues your mommy and daddys do dis behavior. I tries to wiggles away and sumtimes I does buts he chases be too. My daddy is da funnies daddy
 

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Cloez...I hold my Daddy-O down by his toes...I lay on his toes n he canterent move to eben answer da fone. Momma has to get up n get da fone, but da fone is rite by Daddy-O but he canterent move coz I m holding hims toes down (n keeping dem warm too i fink)

Buddy I did haffa go to work to day. I hadda help shovel da sno away from da stormy drains wiff momma...it was raining soooo hard da it was skarrie, da roads look like ribers! Witewater ribers!

No i am dry n gonna take a nap on da sofa. I need to take momma upstairs n make her do work, but she keepz saying in a minute...maybe in a little while...I have to check on all of the Goldens first...den its time to go to bed n she hasserent done her upstairs work yet...sheeeze...Silly Huumans!

Maybe affer my nap I will grab her leg n drag her outside den upstairs. Nap time now, Dis b Tailer Da Sleepy Dawgie
 

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WhooooooffffFFF

buDDy, i told my mom that she had a leTTer from your mom and she was sooo hAPPy !! she wAs bouncing off da walls just like i do soMetimes. and then she went to da posty office to get it. sHe said to tell your mom she'll wriTe her reAl soon, k? k.

and THEN, when she cAme back, she caMe back with da two big mAchines. she sayz dey are fur wAshing and drYing. and thEy have da lotz of buTTons. i HOPE one of thoze buttons doesn't say fur dawgs on it :uhoh:
 

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Warnin to al mi dawgie fwends. Watches out cuz toda iz da dai for mommies puttin silly tuff arounds u neck. We had da go for a walk wif dis funni gren ting arounds r necks. geez peeple was laffing an sayin tuff lik oh how cute. icky icky BEWARES frum da BoBo riber dawg
 

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bobo. wat is dat ting on yer nack. is dat da fing dat luks lik da ....lik da...umm....wat is dat?

yoo kan preetend dat yoo sliped in da mudd n get dat al da deerty den dat wud be dat.

tailer. yoo haftda job cuz yer bizee rite? i hafda manee jobbs to. i hav manee jobbs. i hafta purrteckt did howse n i hafta gard mi tois al da times. dat is da job rite?

cloe dis is da buddy kay

i fink dat yer dadee duz dis behabior cuz himz is da slepy. mi mommee duz da weerd behabior wen herz is slepy. sumtims dis behabior is da stwange. i let herz beeleeve dat herz is ok...but herz not. dat is da ok....dat is da ok

daisy...mi momee got da latter frum yer momee to n den herz towld mee n den i wuz tring too luk da happe but i thot...big deel momee. i get da latters frum mi barry bestest gud frends eberyday!! gud furrr yoo momeee....yer REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLT spachal!!

bubbels is stil in da undirbed plaegrownd. i stil downt like himz behabior. i mite go too da riber todae. if i gow dere i wil askie da bubbels to gow wit uz. mabee himz kan plae wit da feebie.

dis is al i wanna sae now

dis is da buddy
 

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da mawdison..i tink i wil kall yoo da maw kay. dat is dat.

i lik dis maw. mi noo barry gud bestest frend.

downt worri abowt dese tings maw. i wownt put yoo wit da bubbels. himz kam owt ov da undirdabed plaegrownd. himz promized dat himz wownt tak mi toona. i stil downt lik dis bubbels cuz himz is stwangie.

da bobo. i hafta gow n luk at yer pickachures. yoo sayd yeztirdae dat yoo had sum rite? i furrgot dis inframashun. cuz bubbels mak mee furrget dis. dat is da bubbels falt.

hi da daisy. dis is da buddy kay
 
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