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Weeel the besterest Maggee storee involvered hur the Mommees Mommee inna Ohhiya. Thay lived onna farm und hadda yappee lil poket dawg.We put twu leashes onna the lil yap dawg und leashered hem undur a cow between the frunt legs. Und whun the lil dawg yappered, the cow would run. Knot ver far ur ver fast, but denouff tha t the dawg finallee lernered knot tu be yappee.
 

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Of kourse Winnee wassa the besterest, moist romantikal dawg evur. And he was the one tha t let the sekret slip tha t boi dawgs hassa sekret poket tu carree thur mergencee credik card daround. Und he wuz sillee bout the muun.
 

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Und wuz relentluss in persuering hur hobbee. A ver drivun dawgie. Also not ver sociable at times too.
 

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but a good fishur dawgie!
 

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Jess, I will be feeling at jor place tunyte - we can tell zum more storries under da fireplace.

Mi mommee iz exhaustered from da workerin an won't even recognize when I am notda home.

Lub,

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Frank you fore being here, Turple. Susch a guud fweep. Wee ar nowe liztening tu da relacksering musique dat Mommee plays fore mi ebery mornering before da wawlk. Frum da playlizt, nodda da peano.
 

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Tee Hee - when my mom iz playerin piano its eberyfing else but notda relaxerin (on many levels).

Tudai we a getting a nju sink in Portland. It took 7 munfh tu get it awl tugezzur. Mommee an dad hab tenschion bout dis.
Mommee says repeatedlee. Munnee down the drayn....We found djusda last week a nurse colleague whu iz willing tu tayke da old sink out an to put a bigger hole in it so da plumber kan kum an get da nju sink in (awl tudai!!! )

I stay wifh ju Jess. Tuu much excitement.

Turpal
 

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Ohh my - urinary tract infectjon is gonn. I djusda swallowed da last bit op antibjotic.

Lub,

Turpal
 

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I wuz thenkeren hes name wuz Franz, knot Play.

AAaaarrroooooooooooo I so funnee.

Guud mornink frends.
 

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Turpal, yu made me laughering out loud when yu said 'when my mom iz playerin piano its eberyfing else but notda relaxerin (on many levels). ' Dat mus be lik when me mommee sings inna da kar...woll down all da windos an hopes dat the winds dwown her out! Maybe day shoud gets together fer a doo-et! hahaha
 

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Pwincess, me mommee iz relentluss in persuering hur hobbee, aktulley she has many but fer now iz paintering. I sweers, wen she geds dat blush inna her hans, she fergets bout me an me daddee. Iz aflaid shez gonna fergets to cooks our dinners!
 

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Fergettering tu cook dinnur equals bummee biteren time. But knot tuu hard, she bees, afturawl, your the Mommee.

Whun Fishur dawg Daisee went aftur the fish inn hur pool, she wuz lik a machine. I hav nevur seen aneetheng like it.

So whut duz your the Mommee paint? Mi Jeep Wagonleer could use sum new paint.
 

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Hunnee - I wud lub tu hab jor mom an my mom playerin/ singing tugezzur....or not :)
It would be ....

an experience
 
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plummur cudnt' kum tudai.
kwestschins?

Still ---monee down the drain, so mommee Heike thinks bout da nju sink
 

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"Fergettering tu cook dinnur equals bummee biteren time. But knot tuu hard, she bees, afturawl, your the Mommee."

So ryte, Princessa Daysee, so ryte to do so! Dat is not da acceptabul
 

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dat iz da nju to be sink...as one can see - not ready yet
 

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Plumpburs notoriouslee undreliable.
 

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Welw yesderdae wuz strezzful. Mommee an Daddee had tu pikk ub sumfing frum Liverpool. Dey thot I wuud lyke da tripp Ann wee cuud walk on da beach fefore hedding hom. Bout halph wae intu da tripp I gut berree strezzed an wuz aktually panding.. and shakering.
Id wuz deesided tu goe bakk hom. Wee did stop fore fisch an Chibs which wuz guud.mommee wuz worried bout da eye prezzure, sew wee kalled da vett.Da prezzure iz fine!
Da finking iz id iz probable nodda wize tu take mi tu Farr daway frum hom , wich iz ware I am komfartable , rite nowe.
Meenwile, I am makink progrezz Ann wawlked ub da beeg
star es awl bye miself wiff Daddee wadching Ann I kan dew da bakk steps tu da oudside Ann ged inn an oud oph da kar..Ann I am nodda tu musch bumpering intu fings daround da howse.
 

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Jess, its just a nue normul. Yew can dew tha t.
 
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