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ello der Tailer you muss ave hust comed on der puter. yes you come for der swim. maybe der tank is a doctor who spce ship. dat wouldbe good I can see you all den
 

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monty downt worree abowt dat spashape in yer yard cuz dat mite bee da alians. i kan git dat fur yoo....dat is mi job. dat is mi job.

i downt wanna plae wit da homogonized feebie.

im da skaire dat i wil mirdir himz agane. i downt wanna doo dis behabior
 

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Buddy u can habe dat piccure coz u r my frinn. Dat is da ocean ober my head...if u go out dat way eally eally far I can get to u r hoze n help u eat da tuuna. Maybez we can go to Oz Monties n save him from da alien ship in his yard.

We can seend piccures to ebery dawgie, K?

U shood not play wiff da Pheebee in da watter, maybe just on da beech. I donerent trust u r paws, day have da mind ob dar own...Oh Buddy if u r paws have minds n u r head has da mind, u habe 5 minds, n dat is dat, K?

Momma just called me n if I donerent go now I will haffa stay home all alone by myself, i wood be scardie if dat happend...I neber had to stay home alone b4...i donerent want to start todayz! Bye!
 

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buddy mbee you kould twy flyspray on day alien to get ridd of dat I woss finkin. I kn ere me daddie snorrin hes worsee dam bronco
 

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I see yous all later kay go in now Tailer we dont wants you to bbe ome on ya own ok. I will take a pict of der space shipp tomorwow

Ngty nites from me xoxox
 

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dis is da buddy

tailer dis is buddy

tank yer fur da pickachure. yer mi barry bestest gud fwend n den monty is my barry bestest gud fwend n da daisy is my barry bestest gud fwend n da bobo n da cloe n da duke n da angal n da mooze r da mi barry bestest gud fwend n al da dowgies n den n den umm n den..kay, dat is al i hafta sai abowt dis.

umm...tailer. i hafda quashchun

ummm..i furget dis quashchun. i wil ask yoo da latir kay

i downt now if da feebie wil plae toomorow wit mee. dat dae at da attemptid mirdir at da riber wuz skaried. i didunt lik da alians wisperin in mi eers dat it hadta bee onlee da buddy n da keeper fureber. dat is wen i put da feebie in da undirwatir plaegrownd. i downt reemember dis behabior. i tink i wuz laffin wen i did dis behabior sow dat is dat. i tink i hafta onlee plae wit da mister n da keepr kay.

yoo kan stae hom da lone. downt worriee abowt dis behabior. mi momee gows too da wrk n den i stae da lone n den i am da big boy. i am da big boy. i heer noyses but i am not da skarie. i am onlee da skarie wen da munsters tri to git mee or wen i heer da alians. den i am da skarie. i tink i need mi momee now
 

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cloe i hided al mi toona undir mi pilow so dat da bad dowgs kant get dis. i hadta wate til mi momee didunt see mee cuz den herz wud tak dat toona bak to da chickin n den cal me da sillie boy. i downt lik wen herz kals me dis. mi momee sayd dat i hafta gow too da bedd now. i downt wanna do dis butt herz tinks herz iz da bos ov mee. dis is fur mi momee..LALALALALALALALALALALALA yer not da bos ov meeeeeee LALALALALALALALA yoo kant mak mee gow too da bed. LOLOLOLL *(*()((GOB

Hello, sorry dogs but this is Victoria, Buddy's mommy. He has to go to bed now because he is very tired and when he is tired he gets a little nasty. He has a big day planned in starting in the morning so he must get some rest. I will let him say goodbye and then he is out of here. Sleep well little ones..we love you!

dis is da buddy
mi momee bugz mee wit dis behabior n i fel da imbrassyed. LALALALA yoo tink i am sleepin but i am da purrtendin..LALALALA...yoo tink dat yoo now da eberyting but yoo r da stoop )Y)YGP*))*&*^^*
 

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i sneeked owt ov da bed. i kant sleepy cuz i am da skaried.

jazz kan yoo organite al da dowgies too kom hare to halp mee cuz i mite gow to da jale cuz i tryed to kermit da mirdir. did i do dis behabior. mi ankle kaled mee da bundy agan toda. dat meens dat i am da kermit? wat if i gow too da jale. wat if i kant see mi fwends.

if i gow to da jale den jazz yoo kan hav mi toona
monty kan hav mi mister
cloe kan hav mi pigie
daisy kan hav mi kong
mooze kan hav mi ball
angal kan hav mi oder ball
tailer kan hav mi oder ball
fur al da oder mi fwends yoo kan hav mi toona...oh, jazz hasdat. mabee i wil keep dis kay. den jazz yoo kan hav mi begatables. n den da oder dowgies kan hav mi vitemins. i batter keep da toona cuz i tink dis is da bestest ideea.

kay...yoo batter kom hare to halp mee kay. i need yoooo.

dis is da buddy
 

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Dis is Da Cloe

Goodest news for my frund Prezaduent Buddy. Mys daddy talkeds wif da policeman and da policeman what is dat anyway says dat da Buddy is nots gonna goes to da jail.

I also habe bery bery good news for all da dawgies but da bades news for da ailen. My daddy fors his jobs has da ting dat da men in raq where dat osambinsanwich man libes uses to shootes stuff says he will uses dat to kills da alien for alll da dawgies den puts da ailen in da underwater playground.

I loves my daddy and he saids dat he lobes all da dawgies on here. My daddy saids he take cares of da ailen for good.

what is da policeman does any dawgies no

Dis is da cloe da question dawgie
 

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Daisy - my heart
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dat tAwain alien looks kinda cUte to me ... can you pway with it? does it sIng like yOu do buDDy? la la la la lalalalalal a lalalalala. mAybe you cOuld teach it to sing if you scratch itz eArs :D

aMerican aliens are lotz diFFerent. they're cUte too, here's one dat lives under my house, it onLy comes out in da summer. i wantz to eAt it but my mOm says NOOOOOO, cuz itz not a fIsh :uhoh:

 

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Oh yikes, dat under da hous alan is scery! Hi evwebodi it is BoBo da riber dawg. We justs gotta home frum da riber and ar now in da montains in arizoona. Wew it is much kewler her it was soooo hot near dat riber but now I can't swim. I guesses i will pla wif my woobies. Do I haf ta sher wif my lidder siser. geez she is a brat cuz she biteses my ears and beats up on me. She is ouside now hunting lizards. Day is her faborite! Da big alan is REEALLY SCERY! I tink Cloe's daddi need to kilt it. Doe it bite! Bye evwebodi I be back lader. :wave:
 

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i just wakie da up. i had da tawable times tring too da sleep cuz i tink im gowing too da jale.

now i am da barry happee! tank yer daddy cloe dat himz sayz dat da poolise sayz dat i kan stae in mi howse. dis meens i keep al mi bals kay. yoo kan plae wit dem tho kay. i am da happee i am da happee. i am da hapee

oh daisy. dat is da alian fur shore. i now dis. i am da skarie ov dis. it mite bee da litle but i sware, it iz da mitie. it kan hort yoo n den tak yoo to da oder eerth. downt git suked into itz charmed behabior. dis kan kil yoo. i reepeet...did kan kil yoo or at da barry leest...it kan mak yoo mirdir homogonized dowgs.

i hafta go cuz i hafta. i am gowing do da riber tooday. dis iz just lik da bobo

BOBO attenshun

dis is da barry impratint inframashun
bee da barry kareful at da riber kay. sumtims yer pawz kan deevelop da mynd ov dere own n den yoo kan bee da bundy kay. downt let dis happin too yoo. tak it frum sumone hoo nows. ive been dere kay, iyve seen wat dey kan doo. it aynt prety mi fwend.

dat is dat
 

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Hi dawgies, dis is da Cloe
My daddy justest got me a biggest kong one dat squeaks i am so bery bery haopy and I he gotest me a bone to chews to so I am bery bery happy. Does da Buddy wants my daddy to kills da ailen so dat is does not take ober your paws at da riber. it would be a bery long trip for hims to do dat ands he will be da bery hungry do u habe do toona you can gives hims to eats and can he sleeps in your beds wif you. I sleeps wif my daddy a lots of nites and he petted me and I go to da sleep.

I haf to go pee now dis is da cloe
 

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Oh yea buddi i knows wat you means bout dos paw gettin u in truble and puttin ur friend in da unnerwader pla groun cuz did dat to me fur daddi. I was JUS tryin to help him carrys da ball an he goes unner da wader and me mommie and daddi screeem at me BOBO DUN"T HUR PETEY! oooopsss i saz it was akksident. heh heh. I din't haf to go to jale dough so maybe u won't eider. ls so hard 4 me cuz I reeally tink I knows mor bout swimmin dan anyone specially my liddle siser. She jus reeeally wans to chase da fishies. Silly girl. I lik da toona too. So glad Cloe's daddy big and tuff so he can scer way da alian. whew! :D
 

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i am da pizzed of. mi momee sayd dat wee kan gow too da riber todae but now herz sayz dat da wether is not gud eenuff. herz sayz dat ober da mowntans dere r da tooi manee clowds n it is da to windie n dat is dat. i am da barry pizzed of. i stil wana see da keeper todae tho. i wownt see da feebie. dat is ok. dat is ok. i downt wanna kil hims.

mi momee taked mee to da park todae. big deel!!! kay, lik dat is sumthin noo. herz ment wel but gib mee da brake. it is da satirdae fur peter sake. i wanna gow too da riber.

da cloes yoo kan askie yer dadd too kom hare too kil da alians. dat wud doo aberbodie da just ice. dat is da gud...dat is da gud. hims kan eet sum toona if himz wantsta but i tink dat hims wud bee da mach happir if hims eets mi begatables. dat is wat i tink. yeah, dat is wat himz shud eet. i wil eet da tawable toona.

bobo..bee da kareful ov yer paws kay. dis is da barry impratint inframashun. i tink dat wee hafta havda meetin abowt dis. how owld r yoo da bobo? r yoo da babee? if yoo r da babee den yoo kant bee da prezadunt but if yoo r da not da babee den yoo kan bee da prezadunt lik mee n da oder not babees kay? tel mee sun den i kan mak yoo da prezadunt.

daisy. yoo havda barry impratint job.
yoo hafta gow too da cloes howse n halp herz dadee kil al da alians kay. i now dat yer nee is sore but is is fur da gud of da dowgie kind kay. dis is wat yoo hafta doo. if yoo kant doo dis behabior den tel mee n den i wil figachure sumthin owt.

da monty ware r yoo. r yoo eeted bi dat alian dat wuz in yer yard? im da skarie.

da mooze...kan yoo kom hare to kep mee da kompanie? i ned yer sapport.

im nowt goin too da jale
 

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OKS, I am not da babee I am da big gi. Me liddle siser iz onli 5 an me iz 9.
heh heh me haz lotz of esperienze bout lif. mabee we need to meat an dizcuzs dis unnerwader problm kay? wat u tink :eek:
 

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dis is da buddy

bobo dis is buddy

i tink da yoo kan makda gud prezadunt. in dis pushishin yoo hafta havda lota toona. dat is da roole.

wee hafta organite da meetin too dizgus dis undirwatir satchuation. dis is da barry barry impratint.

mi momee wuz makin herz bed n den i kapt jumy in dere n den puling da blangets of ov dere. mi momee sayd herz wuz da fusetrayted n den herz wentto da oder rum. den i got of da bed...den herz kam bak n den i puld dose blaykets of dere agan. i heerd da voyces teling mee to do dis behabior. dat wuz da poppa alian voyce. himz sayd... da buddy...da buddy...yer da mastir ov yer uniberse...yoo hafta tak dem blangkets of da bed n den yoo wil get manee da toonas...do dis eerfhling....dooo dis eerfling....

i telled mi momee but herz didunt beeleeve mee. dat is ok. dat is ok

i hafta gow n barkie atda peeple owtsyde. dey r da bugin mee. i wil invit dems too mi underwatir plaegrownd. i wil tel dem dat dere is kake dere.

dis is buddy kay
 
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