Murphy's Human, Kam
FREE to good home. Excellent guard dog. Name is Jethro. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Asian street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
got this via email today and couldn't resist. If only it had a photo. :grin2: