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First, poor Ranger missed his breakfast today. His dumb owner forgot to thaw his breakfast last night. While Ranger has eaten hard-as-a-rock frozen solid meals before, said owner thought making Ranger do that outside in -30 temperatures would turn Ranger frozen solid. Silly me thought that having breakfast a few hours late would be the lesser of the two evils, but as it turns out, Ranger disagreed. (He did get an egg and some cookies for a snack so he wasn't starving, despite his version of the story).

A few hours later, his meal still hadn't thawed out...AT ALL. I have a feeling it had something to do with the kitchen window looking like this:


So breakfast was then going to be "lunch". I let Ranger outside after promising he can eat in a few hours. Apparently Ranger didn't want to wait.

I hear a big ruckus outside and go out to investigate. Ranger is now zooming around the yard, like so:


Then, I spot something bizarre on the ground


What IS that?


Oh no, I say. Oh yes, Ranger replies.


FEATHERS. Feathers all over the deck. Feathers all over his muzzle. Feathers.All.Over.The.Yard




Did you eat a critter, Ranger?


Apparently, yes.
 

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OMG. that was hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day!
 
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This made me smile! I love the picture story! Silly boy, Ranger...
 
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Mom...
How's a boy supposed to make it on eggs and cookies?
Next time put my meal package in the sink and fill up the sink with cool water.
It will thaw in a jiffy and I get my meal!
From Ranger...via Karen
 

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Don't everyone feel too bad for Ranger...what he DIDN'T say is that he had a big ol' 2.5 lb turkey dinner at 8pm the night before! :p: That's partly the reason his breakfast today turned into lunch.

What I didn't foresee was some little critter turning into lunch, as well. :no:
 

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I guess he decided to fix his own breakfast, or brunch.

Tepid water in the sink will thaw frozen food in about 20 minutes.
 

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Well this is a lunch that nature intended! Good Ranger :)
ps: My girl Aika hunts and eat field mouses...what a snack.
 

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I laughed so hard at this!!! Ranger is quite the character, but even better, YOU are quite the storyteller. If you haven’t published anything yet, it’s high time. Let me know if you need an editor :D
 
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I laughed so hard at this!!! Ranger is quite the character, but even better, YOU are quite the storyteller. If you haven’t published anything yet, it’s high time. Let me know if you need an editor :D
Why thank you! Actually, I am working on something in the hopes of getting it published...just need to find an interested party!
 

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I so enjoy hearing about and seeing pictures of Ranger's always interesting and amusing adventures.

I agree, you're a great storyteller with a great Character (Ranger).
 

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Cute story and love the pictures but I would be concerned about him eating a sick bird. It possibly was just too cold to get away but still; not something I would be happy about.

love the last shot oh yum, yum!
 
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