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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his
mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money,
puts a
bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows
the
dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across
the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.
When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number,
then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels
out
into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on
his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows
him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back
down
the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He
does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around
the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the
front door. A big guy opens the door and starts cursing the dog.
The butcher runs up screams at the guy, "What the hell are you doing?
This
dog's a genius!" The owner responds, "Genius, my ass! It's
the second time
this week he's forgotten his key."
 
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