Howler's Murphy

Murphy's Law; an adage or epigram typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". He seems to purposefully pose innocently when my camera comes out so there is no shot of the time Murphy 'retrieved' the golf ball from under a golfer while they prepared to take their shot, or the times when Murphy chased panicked runners and other dogs from the playing fields, or the times Murphy snatched my headset/spectacles from my face while working, or root crops Murphy chewed from under our garden, or even the breakfast eggs Murphy snatched from our kitchen table, ...