Ha, had you fooled eh? The koala was actually a stuffed one I'd given to the Goldens. In a matter of minutes it was destuffed, de eyed, de nosed, and de eared.......and its stuffing all over the floor!!
The longest I've had a stuffed toy last was a HUGE stuffed puppy that I'd bought from a second hand shop for $3. It lasted about a week before the ears, nose, and eyes went, followed by the neat incision down the belly, and retrieval of the innards!!!
That was months ago, and to this day there is still pieces of white stuffing laying around our yard, remnants from that stuffed dog!!!
Oh, and Shadow keeps finding the discarded, filthy, and very smelly 'hide' [the fake fur covering], and brings it upstairs!!!! Ewwww!