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Blond MEN Jokes

From a friend in DE (Yep, I am still down here on Texas coast)

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
"Did you find the shampoo?
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...
it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."


A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND."
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or la
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"


A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and
sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."


An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba
divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward,
they'd still be in the boat."


A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."


Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide
to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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I think this is the first time I've ever seen blonde men jokes, there's so many blonde women jokes out there........
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-11-2016, 02:08 PM
So funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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