Ewww! californiagirl topped me with the double poop sweep, but I too hate the mouth sweep that yields poop.

And yes, I also hate it when there is nothing to wipe my hand on. I'm with you!

LOL, so funny reading all the mouth sweeps and knowing I'm not crazy. She did that in a busy parking lot yesterday and people were walking by giving me odd looks as I'm dragging my hands around all over her mouth going "Where is it??" Didn't even find what it was....
As for the poop and tail / skirt feathers, the best was this weekend she was in a dog show, of course the handlers fed her double her food worth of treats....you can only imagine how fun it was to bring her back to the handler after she 'disposed' all the treats outside and all I could say was "Sorry for the mess all over...." LoL.

Don't you hate it when everybody who's ever met your GIRL says "What a nice boy, he's so handsome!" (ofcourse that doesn't happen to everyone haha) I'm tempted to tie pink ribbons on her ears when I take her out...LoL

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Yes, yes, yes, drives me nuts!

It never happens with Darby - go figure. LOL

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The dogs are good but the CATS!!!!! Thats another story.....

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I agree with the hatred for mouth sweeps...My Maggie must hate them as well because she's grown much too fast at swallowing objects! It's quite worrisome at times -- like when my hubby accidentally dropped a plastic top to a water bottle and she'd snatched it and swallowed it before it could even bounce!

Don't you hate it when you just get done giving them a bath and they need to go out, so you begrudgingly oblige. And even though you keep vigil from the doorway, they seem to find the nanosecond when you were glancing elsewhere to fling themselves into the mushiest mud puddle/farm animal excrement they can find?!

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It doesn't help, Daisy has a pink collar, leash and BRIGHT pink ball and I still get asked about my "boy"...some people! LOL

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Poor ranger constantly get's referred to as a "she". I don't find it a big deal except for feeling like a b*tch when I say something like "oh, he's actually a boy...". I try to be polite as possible, but still feel bad for some reason.

I'm going to add a "Don't you hate it when..." from Ranger. Ranger says, "Don't you hate it when you're tired after a long day of chasing squirrels and long walks and then your person decides to stay up til 4am?" If looks could kill...Ranger was not impressed with me last night. He kept coming out of the bedroom to stare at me until he finally gave up, let out a big sigh, and curled up into a tiny ball in front of the fireplace. I had to drag him out of bed at 8am when we went to work and now he's asleep under my desk. To be quite honest...it's all I can do to stop from joining him.