Thanks everyone for your well wishes and advice! Just wanted to update, wife is feeling better, just her left hand is a little weak, she got antibiotics in case of infection, no stitches for her.
Barley seemed to be back to his old self yesterday, except for the cone, which he has already learned to navigate very well with. He is losing teeth fast and wants to chew, but can't hold anything in his paws with the cone on so that is the worst part about it as far as we can tell. So we get to hold washcloths and his antler while he knaws on them
Animal control came, we have to fill out a report for them to take the next step, but the guy was really nice and made it very apparent he wants us to fill out the form (which we will obviously, he says most people don't and then they can't do anything), the dogs will be quarantined for 10 days, and they will check them for current shots, licensing, and if they are too dangerous to be released.
Here are a couple pictures of Barley in the backyard, he's endlessly searching for sticks to chew on.