He was there to get a rotissiere (sp) chicken and after he put it in the cart, he stood in the middle of the deli section thinking if he wanted to get anything else.

A woman came up to him and asked him if he needed help. "No, just thinking about what else to get". She noticed the chicken and started to make suggestions for side dishes. He said "No, that's alright, there's stuff at home" because he wasn't thinking side dishes; he was thinking milk, eggs, butter...stuff like that.

She kept on about it until UNTIL he said "Well, if I get home without the right stuff my wife will let me know and I'll just come back." She was no longer inclined to continue 'helping' him. I asked about how old she was. About my age.

I told him he just got hit on and he was all Not bad for a geezer grandpa. He's quite a catch for his age group: all his hair, teeth, clean, presentable, polite. PLUS, a few nickels to rub together!

I never get hit on, I always smell like a horse barn and wear either riding clothes or barn cleaning clothes or there great globs of dog hair falling off my clothes. No smart man wants any part of THAT!

Hahaha, oh how true!!

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Ya, you know what they say about us horse nuts: just drag us in out the pasture, give us a bath and put on our good blankets. We clean up pretty good!

lol well that's a nice compliment for him!

I got hit on last night at the bar while I was dancing to the band we were watching by a man twice my age and about 5 feet short. "Wow, did you know that you are tall?" (I'm 5'10")
My sarcasm kicked in and I replied with "Really?! I had NO.. IDEA..... I've never had anyone say that before..."
"You're kidding. I've never met a woman as tall as you before. You're tall.... but stunning! What's a girl like you doing at a bar all by yourself?"
I pointed to my 6 friends dancing next to me and said "Um.. I'm NOT by myself - here are 6 of my girlfriends and there's another 6 of my guy friends including my boyfriend sitting at the table right there!" We all had a good laugh about it all night!

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My sarcasm is meaner than yours. I may have said "Yes, I know. In fact, I don't even see you standing there". Too mean but he was so crude.

my old DH wanted to trade dogs with me yesterday at the marina...a golden is more of an "magnet" than a lab

Well, he is right about that! I know I'll go up to pet any Golden but will pass on the Labs!

I'm that way too! Only time I get hit on is if I forget that theirs a crop sticking out of my jeans pocket. ugh.

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Oh, those ba-a-a-a-a-d boys! We always say English Pleasure riders do it with whips and chains.

Maybe I should get some rowelled spurs just for the grocery store. Especially for race weekend!

You guys are cracking me up. LOL

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