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This isn't really a joke to tell you, but you can tell others:
Tell someone that you can make them say black. Then ask them what's the color of an orange. Of course they'll say orange. Then ask what's the color of a lemon. They'll say yellow. Then ask what's the color of our flag. They'll say red white and blue.
To this you say, I told you I could make you say blue. And 9 out of 10 people will say, You said black. So there you go, you made them say black. Works almost every time. I remember when I was little my uncle got so mad when my Dad told him this joke that he screamed, "You said black. Black, black, black!" Which of course made evey one laugh harder...
Karen, Chance, Lucy and Savanah (RB)