I iz Lyra and am realy xcited to can talk wit oder dawgies!!!! I iz a baby dawg an am very luvved by da huumans dat live wit me an Bear. But summink realy weeeeeerd happen da udder day. Can u dawgies help? I founded a box dat had gud smells. It did fell off da winda sil into my mouf a bit. An da stuff in da bag my teefs ripped a bit and it did go "poof!" an white stuf in ma faze and mouf! I was realy realy realy shokd! So I did sum chewin an stuff. Den ma mum did find it an her eyes went a bit ful uv water an den she did a litl squeek an den made a loud larfy noise. She den said to my dad "da Lyra iz eaten da Minnie". Minnie was da dawg who livd here much befur me an Bear. How kan da Minnie b livin in da box? I fink I dids do summink dat maked da hummans larfy an watry eyes but nut know why? Da mum did said she puts da storie here in da diskushon board. Dunno wat dat iz?

Lotz an lotz a lickz an jumps to da dawgies!!! Lyra

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Countess Lyra von Fluffypants

da lyra
u beweeee pwitteeee! iz u da baybeeee bwayne? i fink u n da sharleeee beee da baybeez ub da dawgeeee shat!
weee lubz da nu pwends! weee gowin tu da gameboi howze wyte noww fur da parhdeee, du u wanza kum lowng?

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Yer yer yer i cumz da pardeey? Wat iz a pardeey?

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Countess Lyra von Fluffypants

ooo da lyra! weee hass da menneeeee pardheeeez heer! weee du da damsin, n da singerin - da bobbb izz da besseress atta dat, an dat wooneeee izz da damsin pool!
da pwinzezz bwingz loddz ub guddd poood, n da turpal an da gameboi du da kisserin fing datz nodda fur u, cuz u da baybeee bowt dat

n weee pway inna sdnow n da muddd n eed da sawsiggez n da buddy tellurs uzz da sdorreez

wee habb sew mush pun, n den weee gow inna tunneral n da mommeeez n daddeeez nebbur eeben no! sept summertymes wen dey mayke da barkfast fur uz

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da noo dawgie lyra. eye kompoozed. hoo da minnie n whi herz inda bokz? eye lobe yoo cuz yer mi pren

da gameboy. yoo happierest bout da momee gow howme! eye fink yoo nead yer momee cuz obda yer brane. eye lyke dis. eye nead da momee manee. yezzerdae da momee habed sum prens inda mi howse furda shatting tyemz bout da buuks n da buddy habed da sitt onda momee da hole tymez.

eye seed sumfink onda tee bee. dere manee andamals. eye asker da momee. wat dat da momee? herz sed. demz andamans da buddy. eye sed. eye berrie happierest eye notda andamal cuz eye habe eddie barez

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee

Da Lyra - ju a beree welkum heer. I fink I hab da anwur: da bag hu gows poof iz called da balluun. Was it pflyin? If it is da balluun ju shud nebur ebur gow tu zis caus op da noise it makes when ju tutsch it. It is eksploderin.

Dat iz dat.
Im atda Gambois howse nau. He lub da eddee bare. I awlso brought zum sauwsagsches.
Lets hab da pahdee.

Turpal

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Countezz Lyra, Ve think Ve kan herlp vif zome anzerz und zome imphormationz.

Vhen dawgz ur katz ur whomanz ztop liverink, der boddee turnz tu duzt. Zomtymez etz takez et longezt tyme. Zomtymez onlee et phew dayz. Ipf etz onlee et phew dayz, de duzt comez bak innada lil bokx ur lil jar. Nao, ewe hab tu unnerztan dat de perzon dat vaz part ob dat duzt ez knot innadat lil bokx ur lil jar. De perzon beez gone tuda Rianbeaux Brildge. Hall dat lelft izzada duzt. Whomanz beez ztrange dat vay, dey zay, "Datz Unkel Phred", hor , "Phluphphee beez innada bokx." Vhen en phact, Unkel Phred hor Phluphphee ez knot dere innada de bokx, honlee Unkel Phredz hor Phluphpheez duzt und ewer memoreez ob Unkel Phred hor Phluphphee ez der innada bokx. Zo, Countezz Lyra, etz zeemz dat ewe eatered de duzt ob Minnee, vho vaz de prebiouz dawg attada ewer Mommeez houz. Ve vould zuggezt dat ewe knot eat enee moar ob dat duzt.

Nao, diz beri emportant. Az de Miztur Makz zayd, ve habz mannee pardeez. Diz ez juzt et gatherink ob dawgz tu bizit und hab et guud tyme. Ve zhare phood, und habe muzik, und zparklee vater, und zomtymez zleep innada biggerezt dawg pyle vif hour teddee barez. Nao ewe har inbited tu de phardeez, butz kauz ewe zo youngerezt, zomevon vill ezkort ewe tu und phrum ewer Mommeez houz und de phardee. Ve uze majikal vormhole tunnerelz tu trabel longerezt diztancez beri phazt. Ve vill beez halppee tu come getz ewe ipf ewer Mommee zayz etz hokey dokey. Ewe azk ewer Mommee und letz Uz kno.

Nao, Ve vant tu hear hall bout ewer rhelm. Tellz Uz bout diz Phluphpheepantz royal eztate dat ewe rule. Ez der lotz ob hard adminizteren vork, und phormal oakazionz tu ettendz? Ipf ewe kneedz herlp, Ve kan zend ekzpertz onnada ekonomikz, und protokal, und eztate managmunt tu herlp ewe. Alzo, beez zure tu azk Ladee Maggee bout hao tu deel vif ebil politizianz. Zhez knos hall bout dem. Zhe libz innada Vashingtun Dee Cee.

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Princezz uv Gwaceland und Eazt Kordoba
Protektor ob Bakonkookee, Phluphpheebedz, Ulpper Zkiverlznezt, Varlknut Grobe, und Pintayl Pond
Gvardianz ob Hi Ztairz
Kompanzion tu Rita und Max
Phriend tu Awl, eben Katz
Proklamer uv de Raynbeaux Brildge und awl dat ez phrum Gawd
Honored Honorery Member ob de Ordur uv 22 Groobee Vakazion Dawggiez
Recepiant ob Sirtiffikut op da Beeuutipulnous
Paytron uv de Gulden Phur Ordur uv Merit

Yez, I seez da ebul polutishumz da lawtz. I am da ex purt on deez. Daddee ebun werkz wif dem.

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Fank you alls bery mucj! I bery excitd of da pardhees an wil cum seee youz all dawgies for da eatin da fud an dancinz. Fanks Princess Daisy - I fink u wite bwout da Minnie. Iz bit sad dat we dawgies one dayee not at houze wid hoomans anymoor, da waynbow bwidje seeeeeems nize pwayce doh. Da hooomans hav putt da Minnie in anudder pwayce bwut zay we duz stil knuws she here. Bawuuuns not zound nise I wil not do da chewin uv dem! I hav lotsa hoooomans hu luk avta my kingkdum. Iz gud be Countess I getz xtra luvs an bones n fings. I iz bery litl babie dawg bwut am luv my neuw fwends. Tudeay I'z gowin to summing "Ring craft" iz lesun fur dawgies hu duz sjhowin uv dumselvs to da hooomans an I fink iz fun. I zee my dawgie mum an sibsta der an we du runnin an stopin an stuv lik dat. Tudeay I alzo muzt do a babie dawgie fing tu mi big bruwder an pul hiz tayle an do da biteee faze stuv. Iz a bwuisie daye!

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Countess Lyra von Fluffypants

Lyra - oin mowre fink - ju hab da importerant misschion: Ju hab tu teech jor mommee an daddee how tu behave! Dat is not eesy. Zey a opften stubbowrn but it is da reawlly important por ju tu get treets whenebur ju wont.

Rule oin:
Ju hab tu sit an luuk at zem with da biggerest eyes - 20 tymeres a day. An zey hab tu gib ju da treet por zad.

Ze uzzur 22 ruleres will follow.

Turpal

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