da turpal

eye downt no wat eye getter frum da sammy klawz dis ear. eye fink dat prubablee sum toona n sumfink wat isda toi orda sumfink.

da momee gibed da mi kwayte daway. herz sez dere now youse in keepering dat cuz da buddy juster laffied at dat n neber gow in dere. eye mush radder kubbal wifh da momee. momee finked eye juster doo wat eye wunda doo n herz prustwated sumtymez butt dat lipe.

da turpal. eye fink dat noda sammy klawz prezzunt

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee

deer santa paws,

al i wan fur da crissmiss iz:
da toona
da bakin
da nu bownes
da futball
da baysball glub
da frizbee
da choochoo twane
da frootkake
da byrd poop tu rol in
da dwum sett
da woket shipp
da nu tennie bal
da bakin
n da piece on erf.

fank you.

lub,
rooney d. dawg

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There is pleasure in the pathless woods. - Lord Byron

en da winnabagow

Turpal
(djusd da kompleetin da list fom da Roonee. Dat iz da fabjulous list by da way).

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Da Turple Lili an prens

da wooneee
dat da besseress lisd!
i gunna justur addd wun fing
da libbur wut daddeee fwowed dawae

da buddy
mi mommeeee sezz dat sayme fing bowt mi, dat i justur du wut i wanza du n sheee beweee flusturpayted buttur i justur hazt tu bee misellv bowt dat
wyte? wyte!

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peas n da ess:

da hawt dawgs
da sheeze
da nanners

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There is pleasure in the pathless woods. - Lord Byron

Woomeeee dat is da besterest lisp. I wan ebereee fing on dat lisp tu an mabe des fings alsew

da besterests hellf fur al mi prends
da lub an kissies fur mi prends an mi mommeee an daddeee
a bisit frum da BoBo, an da emmikins, an da LampArt an da Dookie an al r oder prend in heben
sum estra toona an bakin
a nu eddee bare

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Dis is da gamboi an da Gussee an angels BoBo an Emmikins

"What we have enjoyed we never lose. All that we loved deeply becomes a part of us." Helen Keller

da gameboi
i hassa tellur u dat da emmikins n da lampburp an da bobo an da dook an da ibory kum tu bissit ebbereee dae bowt dat
dey weeleeee du!

i wud lyke sum eyez skreem
n sum kookeeez
n sum nu toiz
n sum andlurs
pweeze
fank u

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Mi mom iz cwazy:
I wos in da biggerest dangur tudai. Mi mom made me gow obur a suzpenschion bridsch.

Da luuked like sis:
(It luuked eben wurse, cause you kud LUUK ZRUW!!!!)

Turpal wiz da cwazy mom

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Da Turple Lili an prens

da woonie.

dat berrie guuder sammy lister.

eye tel yoo myne

deer sammy pawz

pirst eye tel yoo eye sowee fur takering momeez sammywish n runnering daway. dat mizztayke dat eye hoap yoo umberstaymd.

da kittie in da parkie teezez da buddy. dat whi eye barkied.

eye wud lyke da pollowing

1. da noo skwirral. eye habe mi owld won dat yoo gibed mee butt eye fink eye nead too

2. da toona wifh da kwakerz. momee sez eye kant habe dat butt eye fink yoo kan doo dat

3. da seben eleben weemerz. notda skinnie wonz butt da berrie pat wons. fank yoo

5. da sheeze. ani kynd iz da okay butt eye purrfur da shedder

7. da kookiez wat habe da fink on demz.

8, da prezzulz

10. da hammyburgerz wifh ebeirfink

12. da shicken wat is kookt inda littal soya sawze

n pinallee

peas onda eefh n guuder wilt torn menn.

fank yoo

yurs twoolie

da buddy

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee

da woonie!

dat bridg inda tiwon!

wonce da momee n da buddy goed on dat da gow too da wiber. da buddy berrie skaried n shakied. dat skaried.

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee