idd maykes mi mommeee git da waddur ice ann dat maykes mi sadd tu, da gameboi

i no dat da emmikins n da dook an da lampburp arr pwayin an happeee atta da bwidj
buttur i wishinn dat dey wer HEER wiff mi

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Prens - I hab tu leeb da zurkel. Mom says Im haberin Nowse wowrk klass tudai an nexterest week I hab da Oh AR TEE. Dat iz da test an I hab tu tell mom where da iz da odowr an mom iz zayerin "Alurt" an I get treets. Im ankschiouws bout da mom, not about da mee bout dis. I howp schee iz notda feeperin while Im workerin.

Turpal

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Da Turple Lili an prens

da turpal
u gunda beee da nodze wurk pwopessshunal bowt dis?

i shayzed da deerz oppa mi fwont yardd tudae

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da woonie

da buddy kant weed bout da rozie. dat payge notda dere ani da morer.

hoo da rozie bout dis?

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee

hmm twy dis da budhee

Rosie, service dog who helped teen sex-assault victim testify, dies

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There is pleasure in the pathless woods. - Lord Byron

Maxx - I lub tu bee da nodze wurk pwopessowr bowt dis!!!

I had da purpect trainerin tuday, djusda mi mom wos feeperin. Djusd like I towldered ju. I hab tu du zum zeriows trainerin wiz hur
Du ju fink shee will need da treets tu do bettur?

Turpal, nowse worwk propessur in spee

Goin bak tu da sirkul op da prends, Roonee, finkin op dat poor dawgee wosie

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eye sea da woonie. eye sea

sirkal furda rozie. sirkal fur da rozie bout dis

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee

da turpal
da mommeeeez weezpondd beddah tu da lubbin daen tu da tweetz
ipp u gibbz hur menneee kissseeez wen shee du gud, den sheee lurn passtur

i bin duin da cershunz alla dae tudae
i duzzin kum wen da mommeeee kallz, i gow da ubbur wae
i gow tu da peeld ann hyde
i ownee kum inna howze ip da mommeee oepin da garraj dowr n DEN sheee LYEDED tu mi ann sed wee goww carcar ann wee DIDDIN!
i bewweee angwee bowt dat
i du moe cershunz tumoddow!

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Fank ju, Maxx - I fink I try da kisses, zen I kan hab awl da treets por miselp.

Turpal

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De Daddee haz de kidnee inzpection. Vhy vould ewe kneed ewer kidnee inzpected? Und hez haz ould neez, knotz kidz neez. Iz komphuzed. Zumbodee zplane, pleeze.

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