da turpal

dat da besterst eye dee ya!

eye doo dat.

fank yoo

da woonie.

hee hee bout dis

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee

mi prends i hab da sadderest newz. i fink i gunna kwy al da lib lon dai bout dis. mee n da bb hab tu stai howme on da fanksgibbin. wee r gunna mis al ob dat lishus fuud. al ob da piggies in da blankit. al dat turkee. al dem tatoes. al ob da begetabuls. al ob da pi. al ob da sheezkake. i fink i berrie deprezzed bout dis. da bb jus kwyin n kwyin. wo iz mee bout dis!

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There is pleasure in the pathless woods. - Lord Byron

da woooneee
weee gunnda mayke da kayre pakkig fur u n da bb
den wee gitt da twuk n weee dwybe weeeeleeee passt tu u howze wiff da fangzgibbin dinnur fur u
k bowt dat

den weee kum mi howze fur da kookeez
da buddy
u eerdz n u mowfeee n u belleeee izz u mommeeez n sheee kin du dat
datz da twoof

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Dadz alvayz scharez de peezaa. Butz Iz vanted de middul ob de peezza, Iz vanted haul ob de peezza. Iz vanted de talian znauzage, und de olibz, und de munchruumz, haul ob de peezza. Und Iz eatered etz. Haul zixteem incherz. Dadz puttered etz innada oben, butz Iz grabbered de duur handul und hopened etz und gotz de bokz und hopened dat, und eatered de peezza.

But diz moarnen, Iz eatered de luminum foal phrom the brooler pan vhere Dadz kookered de phizh laz nite. Etz vaz guud.

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da pwinsezz

u izz da eeedin moesheeen bowt dis!

hoedeee da KOW bowt dat!!!!!!!!!

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da pwinsess dat ips amazerin! yu ar da geenee us doggee bowt dis. eye fink mabee yu shuld teecher da cwass bowt how tu gitter puud frum anee ware. eye fink da daddee shuld hab ben kongrashulatin yu on yur kwik finkerin an akshuns. awlso gitterin da loomeenum wuz da bery smart. eye neber tastered dis.

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Eliz and Daisy
Dogs for Vets

i nebbur taysded da loomeee umm eeber!

izz idd deelipshus?
da pwopessur buddy beddah beee karpul, dare gunnda beee da nu pwopessur pwinsess inna townn!

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Awl ob da doggeez dat kannut go ta da fangs gibbun wif yer pamilee, yu kan komez heer. Mommee iz makin da spinish dip an da terkee an da greem beemz an da rolz an da kram berreez an da pekan pie.

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o da boi! mee n da bb on da wey bout dis!

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There is pleasure in the pathless woods. - Lord Byron

da pwinsess

iz dis yoo bout dis?

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I lobe da buddy da manee manee