Funny cell text sequence
I've got a 38 gal, 35 gal, 2 5.5 gal and 2 2.5 gal fish aquariums im about to change over to sand substrate rather then gravel. So, I was looking into play sand as its $7 for 44lbs vs $30 for 20lbs of the "Aquarium sand" at Petsmart. Yeah, you can use regular play sand.
So, I text my father and he set himself up for this one
Me- Hey, can you do me a favor?
Father- Depends on the favor....
Me- Can you grab me some play sand from Home Depot/Lowes I have the list of sand I can use here or let me use the truck to grab it
Father- Why do you need sand?
Me-.....Cause I miss being 6 years old, I want to put it in the back garden and build sand castles with it and add a moat with water around it
5 minutes went by
Me- I need it for my fish tanks im changing to sand
Father- Sure you are Dumb Dumb want some gum gum?
35 minutes later
Father- Do you really need it for your fish tanks or are you F'ing around with me?
Haven't heard from him since lmao. Im sure it will be an interesting Saturday when hes here. Not having spoken to the guy in 5 years (for his choice of an evil now ex wife...and ex step mother), one thing I did miss was how we could joke around and not get insulted by one another.
Very funny. That's great you're back in touch with him too!
Kathleen, mom to one human, age 20, two canines, and a bunch of fish.
I bought the dogs a ranch, part one
I bought the dogs a ranch, part two